Alfa Romeo Brera S

It might make you proud to be British to hear that Alfa Romeo has sought to redress the general dynamic shoddiness of the Brera for the UK market. Meaning, we’d like to think, that we’re such a discerning and focused bunch of car buyers. Hmm… The fact that it’s still not all that great might also imply that we’re a … Continua a leggere

Snakes on Cayenne

As if the Porsche Cayenne didn’t already wind up every Tom, Dick and Swampy with so much as a hint of eco-concern, German tuning firm Hamann Motorsports has ensured that you’ll never get an invite to the Greens’ Christmas party by making the big off-roader even more garish, fitting the interior with the skins of cute innocent snakes. Actually, we … Continua a leggere

Flower Power

  We thought that Fierenzo-thing we showed you yesterday was a safe bet for Most Tasteless Car of the Week – hell, the year – but this might just top it. This is the ASI Tetsu GTR, a Japanese-modified Bentley Conti GT that proves it’s not only the Germans who can do Bad Things with Fast Cars. We’re not sure … Continua a leggere

Deceived by flight

Bristol. A creature so rarely spotted that were Sir David Attenborough ever to switch his attentions to the mechanical world, it would surely merit an hour-long special. Mind you, the great man specialises in life on planet earth, a place you could be forgiven for thinking Bristol long ago vacated. Never before seen on the pages of Top Gear, we … Continua a leggere

Dark destroyer

This is the Geiger Cars Corvette Z06 Black Edition. Don’t look at it; you’ll turn to stone. Meaner than Medusa with PMT (is that sexist?), the Black Edition is the result of some serious tuning by Geiger Cars – a German company famous for never saying ‘enough’s enough’ when it comes to modifying cars. For example, Geiger builds the world’s … Continua a leggere